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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

No go.

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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