What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:37

Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
N.J. resident traps rabid raccoon, officials say - NJ.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No go.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to