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11.06.2025 14:41
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
How do you identify a woman player?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is every dictators biggest fear?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.