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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 14:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

How do you identify a woman player?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

No, not a chance

My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Watch toddler’s joyful scream when beloved uncle surprises him during hide-and-seek - USA Today

share office space ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Fixing the Phoenix Suns: Retooling the roster in 6 steps - Bright Side Of The Sun

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Why do flat earthers exist?